You've got to be kidding me! I'm sitting a table in a coffee shop where there are PLENTY of open tables. Granted, I'm sitting at a table that seats six (it's closer to the outlets and I need to plug in the computer). But these three people aren't even using computers! They're practically sitting on my lap! I secretly took a picture. Look:
Do you see how close they are??? Why are they sitting so close to me? Why aren't they sitting over here?
I give up. People are strange.