Monday, March 31, 2008

Woman Stays In Bathroom For Two Years

Did everyone hear about this story? Some woman in Kansas sat on the toilet in her bathroom for two years. Supposedly, her skin even melted to the toilet. After two years, her boyfriend finally called for help.

Can you believe it?

That girl has a boyfriend and I don't??? You've got to be kidding me.


angelfire said...

You don't want a boyfriend that is that stupid!

Michael said...

Call me old fashioned but I am a sucker for a genuine love story like this. I need a tissue to wipe my tears.

Carolina Oester said...

I want to know what delivery guy she used for food... I mean can you imagine the phone calls??

Woman on toilet: "Do you mind coming in to my house, and coming to the bahroom? I dont want to leave the toilet."

Delivery Guy: "Uuuuuuhh????? How about I slide it under the door???"

Woman on toilet: "Dont worry, I have air freshener, and a boyfriend that is lame and never checks in on me to see why havent left this toilet"